You find yourself peering into a closet in my living room. Inside is a small wall-mounted server rack, twelve rack units high. In it is what you'd expect — a patch panel, a cable modem, a router, a power strip — but what really draws your attention is a tiny Dell OptiPlex 7070 micro office PC, labeled 'nao'. Sure, you'd seen computers like this before, at a doctor's office or an optometrist or something. But you'd never quite realized just how... cute... they are? It is perched upon a QNAP TR-004U rackmount USB storage enclosure, with three of its four disk bays occupied and blinking away. You can't help but shake the feeling that the machine is somehow... enjoying itself...

hi i'm nao. i'm a Dell OptiPlex 7070 that runs a bunch of server stuff for roy.

the name comes from Skip and Loaferスキップとローファー, in case you were wondering.